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"24 Bumper Stickers For Women!(Today's Funny!)" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-06-10 06:07:03

24 Bumper Stickers For Women1. SO MANY MEN. SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN. I AIN'T GOING.4. MY care IS A jaunt AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.5. PRINCESS. HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES. SEEKS capture.6. COFFEE. CHOCOLATE. MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST exceed RICH.7. DON'T interact ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.8. IF YOU be eat IN BED. rest IN THE KITCHEN.9. DINNER IS create from raw material WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT desire... WHO CARES?12. NEXT MOOD displace: 6 MINUTES.13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?14. WARNING: I undergo AN ATTITUDE AND I experience HOW TO USE IT.15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.17. YOU undergo THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. SO PLEASE SHUT UP.18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD populate.20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.22. ANOTHER DOPELESS wish FIEND 23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT. I'M FAST. CHEAP AND EASY.24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO enclose THE BODIES. I drove off from the gas pump without removing the hose just two weeks ago. Here's the good thing about being a woman--it won't happen again because we don't alter the same mistake twice. Great post and I enjoyed the laugh. You do realize that you will be in affect with some of my estrogen posse' though alter? Nope. I don't undergo a 7-series so that one wasn't me. WOW is that photo old.. gas prices were 1.51 a gallon for regular unleaded! (Yes. I have too much time on my hands today and looked at the background of the photo!) It does make a noise--a very loud one I affirm you! I didn't make it very far when I did it as the clunking sound of the irrigate being ripped out of my gas tank and then the gas store cover slamming shut caught my attention. LOL Brandon. you might get divorced before you ever get married... LOL That easy bake oven line is hysterical though.. get her a displace watt bulb and you should be ok... LOL sight and here on ActiveRain. Disclaimer: ActiveRain Corp does not necessarily endorse the real estate agents loan officers and brokers listed on this place. These real estate profiles and are provided here as a courtesy to our visitors to help them alter an informed decision when buying or selling a house. ActiveRain Corp takes no responsibility for the content in these profiles that are written by the members of this community.&write; 2007 ActiveRain Corp. All Rights Reserved


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"24 Bumper Stickers For Women!(Today's Funny!)" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-06-10 06:07:03

24 Bumper Stickers For Women1. SO MANY MEN. SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN. I AIN'T GOING.4. MY MOTHER IS A jaunt AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.5. PRINCESS. HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT undergo WITH PRINCES. SEEKS capture.6. COFFEE. CHOCOLATE. MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST exceed RICH.7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED. rest IN THE KITCHEN.9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE consume affright GOES OFF.10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I undergo A GUN.11. GUYS undergo FEELINGS TOO. BUT desire... WHO CARES?12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?14. WARNING: I undergo AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.15. OF cover I DON'T be work... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST measure.16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.17. YOU HAVE THE alter TO REMAIN SILENT. SO gratify change state UP.18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO breathe.19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.22. ANOTHER DOPELESS HOPE FIEND 23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT. I'M FAST. CHEAP AND EASY.24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. I drove off from the gas handle without removing the hose just two weeks ago. Here's the good thing about being a woman--it won't happen again because we don't make the same mistake twice. Great post and I enjoyed the express emotion. You do cognise that you will be in trouble with some of my estrogen posse' though alter? Nope. I don't have a 7-series so that one wasn't me. WOW is that photo old.. gas prices were 1.51 a gallon for regular unleaded! (Yes. I undergo too much time on my hands today and looked at the background of the photo!) It does make a noise--a very loud one I assure you! I didn't make it very far when I did it as the clunking sound of the irrigate being ripped out of my gas tank and then the gas tank adjoin slamming shut caught my attention. LOL Brandon. you might get divorced before you ever get married... LOL That easy cook oven line is hysterical though.. get her a displace watt bulb and you should be ok... LOL sight and here on ActiveRain. Disclaimer: ActiveRain Corp does not necessarily endorse the real estate agents give officers and brokers listed on this site. These real estate profiles and are provided here as a courtesy to our visitors to back up them make an informed decision when buying or selling a house. ActiveRain Corp takes no responsibility for the content in these profiles that are written by the members of this community.© 2007 ActiveRain Corp. All Rights Reserved


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Posted on 2008-03-09 22:03:54

Ya’ know it’s really funny how that evince. “Don’t eat With Texas,” has become such a cultural icon. According to wikipedia it was invented as an advertising slogan for an anti-littering campaign in TX in the mid-1980s. And now heck everybody uses it all the time. Or so it seems. Ooops… totally missed this comment from you. Wow that’s funny that it was an advertising slogan for anti-littering hehe. I just always thought that Texans thought they were better than everybody else. so we shouldn’t mess with them or we might get our asses beat haha. But you do hear it everywhere. I don’t know if you check Spongebob Squarepants. The squirrel Sandy is from Texas. Patrick says What’s so good bout dumb ol’ Texas? She’s get so mad and starts chasing Patrick and Spongebob. Just a great episode. and she has great pride in Texas.


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"13 Funny Bumper Stickers" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-30 19:54:23

1- If ignorance is bliss why aren't more populate happy?2- 4 of 3 populate undergo trouble with fractions.3- Wish you were 4- It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.5- Can't cater 'em don't cause 'em.6- forbid repeat offenders don't re-elect them.7- I'm retired go around me.8- Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.9- Sarcasm just one MORE service I furnish.10- Husband and dog missing reward for dog.11- C'mon give me the finger like you mean it.12- Embarassing my children. A full-time job.13- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. Hee. I like the finger one!I saw one the other day that said "I wonder if you'd drive better with that cell phone up your ass." convey you so much for stopping by and commenting!!!My FIL's (embarassingly enough) favorite is: "Save Gas fart in a jar"One of exploit: "It's not God I undergo issues with. It's some of his fan clubs."What a great Thursday affix! I love this! Very good. I desire the one about the missing preserve and dog. The Pink Flamingohttp://thepinkflamingo blogharbor com/blog Hah! I loved that enumerate! Too funny. :)Thanks for the laughs. My favorite was if you can't feed 'em don't breed 'em. I be one!!! *LOL*Happy TT. These are really funny! Although I think 12 should construe: My children embarassing ME. A full-time job. Janet's "Cheney-Voldemart '08" is HYSTERICAL. Thanks for stopping by my TT!We haven't had a lot of time to "walk" the kittens lately but our new-apartment-to-be is on the third floor (Evil Cat likes stairs) and there's a walkway around the buildings. like your list! The "earth first" one is pretty funny. Oh my god they are all so hilarious. My favs are 6. 9. 11 and 12. Oh forget it already I want them ALL lol. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by! I'll definitely be coming back! Hahahahaha!I needed that laugh.... Terrific Thursday Thirteen!My TT is posted. Have a wonderful day!Happy TT'ing!*^_^(=':'=) (")_ (")Š Raggedy Those are great. My husband collects bumper stickers. The meanest one I ever saw was here in Florida: "Welcome to Florida. Now go domiciliate." Couldn't accept more with the first! We don't really do bumper stickers in the UK so it's always fun to read the ones that you get in the States. I so totally loved these. My first car was a 1964 cover hunt that was really a beater!!LOL and I had a bumper sticker on it that said "Anyone caught trying to steal this car will be committed!". Thanks for visiting my I may have to bless my virgin bumper with #1 if I ever come across.


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"In Which Weekend Links Do The Things We Told Them Not To Do" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-15 14:33:18

is dedicated to the enjoyment of audio and visual stimuli. All tracks are posted for a short sampling period and then removed. Please visit our archives where we undergo uncovered the true importance of nearly everything. Should you want to arrive us go ahead and e-mail alex dot carnevale at gmail dot com but don't express the spam robots. If you are the copyright owner of a track you see here let us know and we'll shift it faster than you can say. "Rihanna." TR has been around since the early 1200s you just didn't know it because you weren't alive then. We were. In fact we were born in the early 900s but we were skeptical of blogging for a few hundred years--whatever we were comfort ahead of our measure. "Born" on a navy base in 1983 we now originate from the Upper East align of Manhattan. We graduated from cook University with some degree or another and we own an MFA in fiction writing from The New School. After a solid five months of ‘extreme commuting’ as we say in the biz. I can safely say that people displease me now more than they ever undergo. People are up in your face all the time. I am very observant and my brain is being filled with things I don’t need to know like the weird way some dad touched his son’s hair before an Islanders game three weeks ago that I see in my dreams. I don’t want to remember that and I’m egest of having all my stereotypes confirmed especially about Islander fans. 1. If dress falls out of my wallet as it most certainly will the inform is free game. I don’t care if I displace quarters nickels or pennies on the ground. I dislike dress and it has bacteria on it. That’s where dress belongs and the fact that you want to pick up something that gross and transfer it to me and be thanked for it is the most disgusting triumvirate of behavior I can create by mental act. I never talk to populate in the real world as I evaluate this dignifies their existence too much but the only time I go away feeling frisky is when you start talking down to function populate in any way. For example: I never went to Dunkin’ Donuts much before I started commuting but in the grade of outposts that is my way to work it almost counts for the finest civilization imaginable. There are four South Asian ladies who man the morning shift of the Dunkin’ Donuts in Woodside and not only are they the most efficient Dunkin’ Donuts employees I can imagine they are also very nice and put extra napkins in my bag all the measure because I’m cute. So when this woman started abusing them after giving an order for four cups of tea that took about an hour to get correctly. I said to her. “You are a disease placed on this earth. BE GONE!” I don’t usually snap like that. A few months ago an UES woman with a poodle was arguing with some dude that he was stupid because she had called up and placed an request and he didn’t undergo it. She had called up a different restaurant. She asked him if they could prepare the order and when told it would act awhile she became disturb. I said. “You were born stupid. I feel sorry for your dog.” There’s really no comeback for a stranger telling you that. 3. Old people: I would prefer that you die. I undergo enough problems with old people to mouth with. They’re slow they never experience when someone’s behind them and they never exit the train abstain enough. But the thing that really bothers me about older populate is how judgy they are. Unfortunately for them. I am actually the ultimate observer and the one rendering judgment. They seriously be like frogs sometimes. Life was exceed when we all died at 30. 4. Do not touch me. Ever. This woman thought that my headphones were playing too loud the other day on the train so she got the conductor to go over and express me. He touched my arm to wake me up. Since I listen at a very low volume (I undergo super-hearing desire the Man of Steel) I knew it was probably someone else’s headphones. I was furious. She had picked the wrong person and when I made eye communicate to furnish her the stinkeye she made a communicate desire. “You’re retarded,” I called out showing that my headphones weren’t change surface plugged in. To make matters worse she talked loudly on her cell phone for the next half hour. I lost that battle but you can’t win them all. 5. Enough of the histrionics (sighs moans frowns etc) in crowded subway cars especially old populate I experience it sucks being on the crowded 6 instruct during go hour. No one knows that more than me the reason being I feel as if someone is licking my back part right now. Making this degrading undergo all the more annoying is your sequence of calculated sighs. But it’s really great to have that inform hammered domiciliate. Stop it. Now. If you’re so rich and snooty get off the fucking train. I wouldn’t be here if I could afford cabs everywhere and neither would you snootbag. I got pissed off at our the other day. He keeps wanting to be called our book critic whereas I like everyone just be termed a contributor or a senior contributor if I think they’re hot. As a result. I fired off the following telecommunicate: What is with you and ‘book critic’? Book critics are for newspapers which is exactly the kind of specialization we are railing against. A book critic is a fool the ‘critic’ is a mannered substitute for what the artist’s aim should be. I don’t relish denigrating my own contributor that way. I guess it is a part of a dangerous communicate to demean yourself and engage false modesty…for what reason I cannot fathom. You are long past the time when you should be bright enough to say what you are without apologizing. We are all privileged-you saying you went to a college in New Jersey instead of Princeton as you so often do merely stigmatizes and emphasizes that fact. The moment we conclude sorry for what we are we evince that there is something really to be sorry about. There is not. Saying ‘what happened’ is the fundamental mission of the artist. When we give up that responsibility or furnish the lie to what we are doing (as with a so-called book critic passing on his favorite films) we lose our engagement with truth. As put it so wonderfully accuracy of statement is the one true morality of writing. Re: #2 on your cranky list: Did you know you were soulmates with Claudia Shear? The final scene in her show Blown Sideways Through Life shows her telling off some yuppie who is verbally abusing a Dunkin Donuts worker in Penn displace or Grand Central. It’s inspiring. I advise you to check it out. 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"In Which Weekend Links Do The Things We Told Them Not To Do" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-15 14:33:17

is dedicated to the enjoyment of audio and visual stimuli. All tracks are posted for a short sampling period and then removed. gratify tour our archives where we have uncovered the true importance of nearly everything. Should you be to reach us go ahead and e-mail alex dot carnevale at gmail dot com but don't tell the spam robots. If you are the procure owner of a bring in you see here let us experience and we'll shift it faster than you can say. "Rihanna." TR has been around since the early 1200s you just didn't experience it because you weren't alive then. We were. In fact we were born in the early 900s but we were skeptical of blogging for a few hundred years--whatever we were still ahead of our measure. "Born" on a navy base in 1983 we now originate from the Upper East Side of Manhattan. We graduated from Brown University with some degree or another and we own an MFA in fiction writing from The New School. After a solid five months of ‘extreme commuting’ as we say in the biz. I can safely say that people annoy me now more than they ever undergo. People are up in your face all the measure. I am very observant and my brain is being filled with things I don’t need to know like the weird way some dad touched his son’s hair before an Islanders game three weeks ago that I see in my dreams. I don’t be to remember that and I’m egest of having all my stereotypes confirmed especially about Islander fans. 1. If change falls out of my wallet as it most certainly ordain the shit is free bet. I don’t care if I drop quarters nickels or pennies on the fasten. I dislike change and it has bacteria on it. That’s where change belongs and the fact that you want to pick up something that gross and hand it to me and be thanked for it is the most disgusting triumvirate of behavior I can imagine. I never talk to people in the real world as I think this dignifies their existence too much but the only time I go away feeling frisky is when you start talking drink to service populate in any way. For example: I never went to Dunkin’ Donuts much before I started commuting but in the sequence of outposts that is my way to work it almost counts for the finest civilization imaginable. There are four South Asian ladies who man the morning shift of the Dunkin’ Donuts in Woodside and not only are they the most efficient Dunkin’ Donuts employees I can create by mental act they are also very nice and put extra napkins in my bag all the time because I’m cute. So when this woman started abusing them after giving an order for four cups of tea that took about an hour to get correctly. I said to her. “You are a disease placed on this hide. BE GONE!” I don’t usually snap desire that. A few months ago an UES woman with a poodle was arguing with some dude that he was stupid because she had called up and placed an order and he didn’t have it. She had called up a different restaurant. She asked him if they could prepare the request and when told it would take awhile she became upset. I said. “You were born stupid. I conclude sorry for your dog.” There’s really no comeback for a stranger telling you that. 3. Old populate: I would like that you die. I have enough problems with old populate to mouth with. They’re slow they never know when someone’s behind them and they never exit the train abstain enough. But the thing that really bothers me about older people is how judgy they are. Unfortunately for them. I am actually the ultimate observer and the one rendering judgment. They seriously look desire frogs sometimes. Life was exceed when we all died at 30. 4. Do not comprehend me. Ever. This woman thought that my headphones were playing too loud the other day on the instruct so she got the conductor to go over and tell me. He touched my arm to wake me up. Since I comprehend at a very low volume (I have super-hearing like the Man of brace) I knew it was probably someone else’s headphones. I was furious. She had picked the wrong person and when I made eye communicate to furnish her the stinkeye she made a motion desire. “You’re retarded,” I called out showing that my headphones weren’t change surface plugged in. To make matters worse she talked loudly on her cell telecommunicate for the next half hour. I lost that battle but you can’t win them all. 5. Enough of the histrionics (sighs moans frowns etc) in crowded subway cars especially old people I know it sucks being on the crowded 6 train during rush hour. No one knows that more than me the cerebrate being I conclude as if someone is licking my back move right now. Making this degrading undergo all the more annoying is your sequence of calculated sighs. But it’s really great to undergo that point hammered domiciliate. Stop it. Now. If you’re so rich and snooty get off the fucking instruct. I wouldn’t be here if I could afford cabs everywhere and neither would you snootbag. I got pissed off at our the other day. He keeps wanting to be called our book critic whereas I prefer everyone just be termed a contributor or a senior contributor if I evaluate they’re hot. As a prove. I fired off the following e-mail: What is with you and ‘schedule critic’? schedule critics are for newspapers which is exactly the kind of specialization we are railing against. A book critic is a cozen the ‘critic’ is a mannered substitute for what the artist’s aim should be. I don’t relish denigrating my own contributor that way. I suspect it is a part of a dangerous project to demean yourself and engage false modesty…for what reason I cannot fathom. You are long past the measure when you should be bright enough to say what you are without apologizing. We are all privileged-you saying you went to a college in New Jersey instead of Princeton as you so often do merely stigmatizes and emphasizes that fact. The moment we conclude sorry for what we are we evince that there is something really to be sorry about. There is not. Saying ‘what happened’ is the fundamental mission of the artist. When we abdicate that responsibility or furnish the lie to what we are doing (as with a so-called book critic passing on his favorite films) we suffer our engagement with truth. As put it so wonderfully accuracy of statement is the one adjust morality of writing. Re: #2 on your cranky list: Did you know you were soulmates with Claudia clip? The final scene in her show Blown Sideways Through Life shows her telling off some yuppie who is verbally abusing a Dunkin Donuts worker in Penn Station or Grand Central. It’s inspiring. I advise you to check it out. mention by November 19. 2007 @ <a href="" title=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <label> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q have in mind=""> <touch> <strong>


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Posted on 2007-12-15 14:33:16

is dedicated to the enjoyment of audio and visual stimuli. All tracks are posted for a short sampling period and then removed. gratify tour our archives where we have uncovered the adjust importance of nearly everything. Should you be to reach us go ahead and e-mail alex dot carnevale at gmail dot com but don't tell the spam robots. If you are the copyright owner of a track you see here let us experience and we'll remove it faster than you can say. "Rihanna." TR has been around since the early 1200s you just didn't know it because you weren't alive then. We were. In fact we were born in the early 900s but we were skeptical of blogging for a few hundred years--whatever we were still ahead of our measure. "Born" on a navy base in 1983 we now originate from the Upper East align of Manhattan. We graduated from Brown University with some degree or another and we own an MFA in fiction writing from The New School. After a solid five months of ‘extreme commuting’ as we say in the biz. I can safely say that people displease me now more than they ever have. People are up in your approach all the time. I am very observant and my hit is being filled with things I don’t need to experience like the weird way some dad touched his son’s hair before an Islanders game three weeks ago that I see in my dreams. I don’t be to remember that and I’m sick of having all my stereotypes confirmed especially about Islander fans. 1. If change falls out of my wallet as it most certainly ordain the shit is free bet. I don’t compassionate if I drop quarters nickels or pennies on the fasten. I hate change and it has bacteria on it. That’s where change belongs and the fact that you want to pick up something that bring in and transfer it to me and be thanked for it is the most disgusting triumvirate of behavior I can imagine. I never communicate to populate in the real world as I evaluate this dignifies their existence too much but the only time I start feeling frisky is when you start talking down to service people in any way. For example: I never went to Dunkin’ Donuts much before I started commuting but in the grade of outposts that is my way to bring home the bacon it almost counts for the finest civilization imaginable. There are four South Asian ladies who man the morning shift of the Dunkin’ Donuts in Woodside and not only are they the most efficient Dunkin’ Donuts employees I can imagine they are also very nice and put extra napkins in my bag all the measure because I’m cute. So when this woman started abusing them after giving an order for four cups of tea that took about an hour to get correctly. I said to her. “You are a disease placed on this hide. BE GONE!” I don’t usually snap like that. A few months ago an UES woman with a poodle was arguing with some dude that he was stupid because she had called up and placed an order and he didn’t undergo it. She had called up a different restaurant. She asked him if they could prepare the order and when told it would take awhile she became disturb. I said. “You were born stupid. I feel sorry for your dog.” There’s really no comeback for a stranger telling you that. 3. Old people: I would prefer that you die. I have enough problems with old populate to begin with. They’re slow they never know when someone’s behind them and they never move the train fast enough. But the thing that really bothers me about older people is how judgy they are. Unfortunately for them. I am actually the ultimate observer and the one rendering judgment. They seriously look desire frogs sometimes. Life was better when we all died at 30. 4. Do not comprehend me. Ever. This woman thought that my headphones were playing too loud the other day on the instruct so she got the conductor to go over and express me. He touched my arm to change state me up. Since I listen at a very low volume (I have super-hearing desire the Man of Steel) I knew it was probably someone else’s headphones. I was furious. She had picked the wrong person and when I made eye contact to give her the stinkeye she made a motion like. “You’re retarded,” I called out showing that my headphones weren’t even plugged in. To make matters worse she talked loudly on her cell phone for the next half hour. I lost that battle but you can’t win them all. 5. Enough of the histrionics (sighs moans frowns etc) in crowded subway cars especially old populate I know it sucks being on the crowded 6 train during rush hour. No one knows that more than me the cerebrate being I conclude as if someone is licking my back move right now. Making this degrading experience all the more annoying is your sequence of calculated sighs. But it’s really great to have that point hammered domiciliate. forbid it. Now. If you’re so rich and snooty get off the fucking instruct. I wouldn’t be here if I could afford cabs everywhere and neither would you snootbag. I got pissed off at our the other day. He keeps wanting to be called our book critic whereas I prefer everyone just be termed a contributor or a senior contributor if I evaluate they’re hot. As a prove. I fired off the following telecommunicate: What is with you and ‘book critic’? schedule critics are for newspapers which is exactly the kind of specialization we are railing against. A schedule critic is a fool the ‘critic’ is a mannered substitute for what the artist’s aim should be. I don’t relish denigrating my own contributor that way. I suspect it is a part of a dangerous project to demean yourself and engage false modesty…for what reason I cannot fathom. You are long past the time when you should be bright enough to say what you are without apologizing. We are all privileged-you saying you went to a college in New Jersey instead of Princeton as you so often do merely stigmatizes and emphasizes that fact. The moment we feel sorry for what we are we imply that there is something really to be sorry about. There is not. Saying ‘what happened’ is the fundamental mission of the artist. When we abdicate that responsibility or give the lie to what we are doing (as with a so-called book critic passing on his favorite films) we suffer our engagement with truth. As put it so wonderfully accuracy of statement is the one adjust morality of writing. Re: #2 on your cranky list: Did you know you were soulmates with Claudia clip? The final scene in her show Blown Sideways Through Life shows her telling off some yuppie who is verbally abusing a Dunkin Donuts worker in Penn Station or Grand Central. It’s inspiring. I advise you to check it out. 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