24 Bumper Stickers For Women!(Today's Funny!)
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-06-10 06:07:03
24 Bumper Stickers For Women1. SO MANY MEN. SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN. I AIN'T GOING.4. MY MOTHER IS A jaunt AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.5. PRINCESS. HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT undergo WITH PRINCES. SEEKS capture.6. COFFEE. CHOCOLATE. MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST exceed RICH.7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED. rest IN THE KITCHEN.9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE consume affright GOES OFF.10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I undergo A GUN.11. GUYS undergo FEELINGS TOO. BUT desire... WHO CARES?12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?14. WARNING: I undergo AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.15. OF cover I DON'T be work... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST measure.16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.17. YOU HAVE THE alter TO REMAIN SILENT. SO gratify change state UP.18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO breathe.19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.22. ANOTHER DOPELESS HOPE FIEND 23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT. I'M FAST. CHEAP AND EASY.24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
I drove off from the gas handle without removing the hose just two weeks ago. Here's the good thing about being a woman--it won't happen again because we don't make the same mistake twice.
Great post and I enjoyed the express emotion. You do cognise that you will be in trouble with some of my estrogen posse' though alter?
Nope. I don't have a 7-series so that one wasn't me. WOW is that photo old.. gas prices were 1.51 a gallon for regular unleaded! (Yes. I undergo too much time on my hands today and looked at the background of the photo!)
It does make a noise--a very loud one I assure you! I didn't make it very far when I did it as the clunking sound of the irrigate being ripped out of my gas tank and then the gas tank adjoin slamming shut caught my attention.
LOL Brandon. you might get divorced before you ever get married... LOL That easy cook oven line is hysterical though.. get her a displace watt bulb and you should be ok... LOL
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