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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes crates andsuitcases. On the second day shehad the movers come and collect her things. On thethird day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room tableby candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound ofshrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished she went into each and every room and deposited a fewhalf-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the X-husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the firstfew days. Then slowly the house e began to smell. They tried everything,cleaning mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for deadrodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had tomove out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensivewool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. Themaid quit. Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided tomove. A month later even though they had cut their price in half they couldnot find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even thelocal realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a newplace. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told herthe saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missedher old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement inexchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price thatwas about 1/10th of what the house had been worth but only if she were to signthe papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the movingcompany pack everything to take to their new home,................ including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING. DON'T YOU? I claim no authorship of anything on this site unless expressly cited otherwise. Much of what is here is sent unattributed. If I know the author of any funny jokes it is indicated on the item. I intend no infringement on anyone's copyright or work. If you find anything here that is your work and you would like credit and/or a link to your web site or would like it removed from the archive please let me know and I will take care of it as soon as possible.

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It Really Is Harder Sometimes

A collection of funny jokes and amusing stories of everyday life where you can find English jokes. Tagalog jokes funny pictures and animation and other funny stuffs. | Dyoks is a Tagalog word which means an amusing or ludicrous incidents or situations; jokes in the English language. If you desire this post then please consider subscribing to my. You can also subscribe by and have new posts sent directly to your inbox. Some jokes may be offensive or for adults only. Readers' discretion is advised. I'm an IT professional who likes the idea of having a passive income through the internet. My hobbies includes web programming internet surfing blogging reading computer books and swimming. Copyright 2007. ComTech IncAll Rights Reserved

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It Really Is Harder Sometimes

A collection of funny jokes and amusing stories of everyday life where you can find English jokes. Tagalog jokes funny pictures and animation and other funny stuffs. | Dyoks is a Tagalog word which means an amusing or ludicrous incidents or situations; jokes in the English language. If you like this post then please believe subscribing to my. You can also subscribe by and undergo new posts sent directly to your inbox. Some jokes may be offensive or for adults only. Readers' discretion is advised. I'm an IT professional who likes the idea of having a passive income through the internet. My hobbies includes web programming internet surfing blogging reading computer books and swimming. Copyright 2007. ComTech IncAll Rights Reserved

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Funny Jokes - Funny Joke - Darla's doctor visit

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the adulterate. The doctor says. "authorise. Mrs. Jones what's the problem?"The mother says. "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings,she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."The adulterate gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother andsays. "Well. I don't know how to express you this but your Darla is pregnant -about 4 months would be my anticipate."The care says. "Pregnant?! She can't be she has never ever been leftalone with a man! Have you. Darla?"Darla says. "No mother! I've never change surface kissed a man!"The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it. About five minutes go and finally the mother says. "Is there somethingwrong out there doctor?"The adulterate replies. "No not really it's just that the last measure anythinglike this happened a feature appeared in the east and three wise men came over thehill. I'll be darned if I'm going to desire it this time!" I claim no authorship of anything on this place unless expressly cited otherwise. Much of what is here is sent unattributed. If I know the compose of any funny jokes it is indicated on the item. I plan no infringement on anyone's procure or bring home the bacon. If you sight anything here that is your work and you would like credit and/or a link to your web site or would desire it removed from the collect gratify let me experience and I will take care of it as soon as possible.

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Funny Jokes - Funny Joke - Darla's doctor visit

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the adulterate. The doctor says. "Okay. Mrs. Jones what's the problem?"The care says. "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings,she's putting on weight and is egest most mornings."The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother andsays. "Well. I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant -about 4 months would be my guess."The care says. "Pregnant?! She can't be she has never ever been leftalone with a man! Have you. Darla?"Darla says. "No mother! I've never change surface kissed a man!"The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it. About five minutes go and finally the care says. "Is there somethingwrong out there doctor?"The doctor replies. "No not really it's just that the last time anythinglike this happened a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over thehill. I'll be darned if I'm going to desire it this measure!" I claim no authorship of anything on this site unless expressly cited otherwise. Much of what is here is sent unattributed. If I experience the author of any funny jokes it is indicated on the item. I intend no infringement on anyone's copyright or work. If you find anything here that is your work and you would like credit and/or a cerebrate to your web place or would like it removed from the archive gratify let me experience and I will take compassionate of it as soon as possible.

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Professional Blondes at a Bar

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: “Do you want to hear a funny blonde communicate?” The big woman replies: “Well before you tell me that joke you should know something. I’m blonde six feet tall. 210 pounds and I’m a professional athlete and bodybuilder. Also the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6′2″ weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6′5″ weighs 245 pounds and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?”The guy thinks about it a second and says: “Nah not if I’m gonna undergo to inform it three times.” alter XHTML:Use standards ready label tags in your comments. Any other html besides those listed are permitted: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

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Stud

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said. “I’d desire to get you guys in now but our computer’sdown. You’ll undergo to go approve to hide for about a week but you can’t go back ashumans. What’ll it be?”The first priest says. “I’ve always wanted to be an eagle soaringabove the Rocky mountains.” “So be it,” says St. Peter and off flies the firstpriest. The back up priest mulls this over for a moment and asks. “ordain any ofthis week ‘ascertain’. St. Peter?” “No. I told you the computer’s down. There’s no way we can keep track of what you’re doing. The week’s afreebie.” “In that case,” says the back up priest. “I’ve always wanted to be astud.” “So be it,” says St. Peter and the second priest disappears. A week goes by the computer is fixed and the ennoble tells St. Peter torecall the two priests. “ordain you have any trouble locating them?”He asks.“The first one should be easy,” says St. Peter. “He’s somewhere overthe Rockies flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to bemore difficult.”“Why?” asketh the Lord. St. Peter answered. “He’s on a snow tire,somewhere in North Dakota.”

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