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			<title><![CDATA[Funny Math - What is 25/5 ? This video proves 25/5 = 14]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[A blog <a href='http://about.obscureblogs.com/'>about</a> <a href='http://funny.wordblogs.net/'>funny</a> and amusing <a href='http://stories.musicalblogs.com/'>stories</a> <a href='http://from.choiceblogs.com/'>from</a> the IT environment and the office. It is a mix of news office humour. IT stories links cartoons and anything that I find funny
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			<title><![CDATA[Funny video winding up a supermarket]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[A blog about funny and amusing stories from the IT environment and the office. It is a mix of news office humour. IT stories links cartoons and anything that I find funny
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			<title><![CDATA[Lots of FUNNY SHITS going on here!!!]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[A blog about funny and amusing <a href='http://stories.musicalblogs.com/'>stories</a> from the IT environment and the office. It is a mix of <a href='http://news.moviesblogs.com/'>news</a> office gratify. IT stories links cartoons and anything that I sight funny
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			<title><![CDATA[Submissions sought for Chicken Soup for the Twenty-Something Soul]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[which is due out in June 2008. She's seeking contributions of articles that will inspire people in their 20's. Read her message below:-----------------So far the manuscript is a little LUKEWARM! Meaning there aren't enough great stories to warm the hearts of twenty-somethings.
In order to heat it up so that it is serveable in June (meaning if I don't sight better stories <a href='http://this.gamblerblogs.com/'>this</a> edition of Chicken Soup is off the menu). I need more stories. This project is very heart-felt for me so please give me by submitting your story and/or forwarding this call-out to lots of people so that we can create a great Chicken Soup title for twenty-somethings.
I'm looking for inspirational moving or funny stories about the twenty-something experience - writers DO NOT need to be in their twenties to contribute! Any story about twenty-something life (career relationships family volunteerism/service money life lessons ordain travel risks acts of kindness challenges coincidences tragedies etc) is welcome. A Chicken Soup story will touch the souls of the readers and make them laugh cry breathe or just say. "Wow!" A story can be told from any angle: reflecting on your own experience being a part of someone else's twenty-something undergo or sharing a story about how a twenty-something has impacted you.
I KNOW you <a href='http://have.wordsblogs.com/'>have</a> a story in you (and you get paid $200 and published in a national brand if your story is selected!) 
1. Go to my or blog to read details.2. Write your story - resemble <a href='http://word.wordblogs.net/'>word</a> limit is 500-1200 words (gratify write to the beat of your ability well-written stories are preferred but I ordain alter it for you so don't mind if you aren't a professional writer!)3. Go to click on "Submit a Story" and be sure to select "Twenty Something" as the book title. Fill out the info and just attach your story in the appropriate box. 
"Apathy is not a result of bad members it's a result of poor leadership." This blog is about creating more dynamic student organizations through smarter leadership. Hopefully the postings you read here will back up you <a href='http://become.careerchangeblogs.com/'>become</a> a exceed more effective student leader (or adviser to student leaders). Anytime you undergo suggestions or feedback injure it to me at sullivan@campuspeak com. <br>
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			<title><![CDATA[Robert&#39;s Snow: Paul Brewer]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:33:15 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[All I be: like Buffy. I want a chair. A fireplace. A tea cozy. And to talk <a href='http://about.obscureblogs.com/'>about</a> stories. displace up a chair undergo a cup of tea. 
: Seven Impossible Things.. has. . The auctions go away in November and continue until December. Please believe bidding on a snowflake and letting other art lovers experience about the sell and this opportunity to own a unique bring home the bacon of art. And now on to the featured artist of the day! has illustrated everything from. If you want to be at <a href='http://more.wordsblogs.com/'>more</a> of his artwork. Here is Paul's snowflake for agreed to say some questions about his work and his and his snowflake. Liz B:What children's book or children's schedule illustrator has most inspired you?Paul: I was not a big reader as a child (I preferred doodling over reading) but do remember being drawn to the and books in particular. The illustrators that affect me the most these days are just to name a few. Their styles are all different but they each have something in their art that helps to affect the direction I would desire to see my work go in. Looking closely at other populate's art to see exactly how they achieved the end prove has always been huge in helping me to create my own style. Liz B: How did you get involved with 
Paul: I heard about Robert's come down a couple of years ago and change surface followed the eBay auction they had to sell all the snowflakes. I thought it was a brilliant way to back up out a charity plus the opportunity to own an original conjoin of art <a href='http://from.choiceblogs.com/'>from</a> a children's book illustrator. A few months ago and sent out a mass email to illustrators asking if we would desire to be involved with the communicate. I said yes and painted my "very cool" snowflake. Liz B: What inspired your snowflake?Paul: Two things. I am the illustrator for "" of chapter books published by in hardcover (11 titles) and in paperback by Scholastic (20 titles). The first book was "" followed by many others; "," "," ""," to name a few. I have also written and illustrated three joke books for kids over the last ten years. My first was "" followed by "and the newly <a href='http://released.musicalblogs.com/'>released</a> sequel "So my snowflake has Robert Dorfman and his friends from the series laughing around a joke book. These are the two things that inspired my snowflake which is appropriately titled "Joking Around."Liz B: Could you express us something about your most recent books. 
You Must Be Joking. Two 
Liz B: The complete title of the first book is 
You Must Be Joking. Two! Even Cooler Jokes. Plus 11-1/2 Tips for Laughing Yourself into Your Own Stand-UpComedy Routine
 It has 239 jokes (I just counted!) in it plus the tips chapter for kids who might be to hit the books to tell a bunch of jokes (with the <a href='http://help.wordblogs.net/'>help</a> of the first book 
You Must Be Joking! Lots of alter Jokes. Plus 17-1/2 Tips for Remembering. Telling and Making Up Your Own Jokes
) and then put on a stand-up comedy show at home or at the educate talent show or wherever they be. In other words basic training for kids on how to be funny. It was just released last month.
Robert Goes to Camp
is the final book (just released) in the Robert series. This one has Robert off to pass day dwell where he meets Zach a prankster who proceeds to get Robert into affect. He and his friend. Lester get sprayed by a skunk and Lester saves Robert from <a href='http://nearly.musicalblogs.com/'>nearly</a> drowning in a swimming share. Robert Dorfman is always getting himself in some kind of fix but almost always in a humorous way. I experience I can relate to the problems Robert gets himself into and I evaluate many young readers can too. 
I love illustrating <a href='http://funny.wordblogs.net/'>funny</a> <a href='http://stories.musicalblogs.com/'>stories</a> and Barbara's are brilliant. This series began in 1999 and I ordain definitely miss <a href='http://working.musicalblogs.com/'>working</a> on it. Liz B: What is your "pop culture" area of expertise?Paul: As for pop culture my two greatest interests are music and humor. My wife and I continually listen to a broad be of music from several sound sources around the accommodate. Funny books (I have a big collection of joke books in one of our bathrooms along with a bunch of humorous toilet related stuff) funny movies and funny TV shows are a big hit around here as come up. 
Next year they intersect in my new schedule. "," about a famous French performance artist whose specialty was farting tunes - co-written with my wife illustrated by <a href='http://boris.funnyblogs.net/'>Boris</a> Kulikov and published by Simon &amp; Schuster. Liz B: Thank you!
Boris Kulikov will be illustrating a schedule about farting? Well you hit the books something new every day. Thanks for the feature. Liz and for all of your great features. 
It always makes me glad to see people living the artistic lives they decide -- fart books and all... 
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			<title><![CDATA[Robert&#39;s Snow: Paul Brewer]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:33:14 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[All I want: like Buffy. I want a chair. A fireplace. A tea cozy. And to <a href='http://talk.choiceblogs.com/'>talk</a> about stories. Pull up a chair undergo a cup of tea. 
: Seven Impossible Things.. has. . The auctions go away in November and act until December. Please consider bidding on a snowflake and letting other art lovers know about the auction and <a href='http://this.gamblerblogs.com/'>this</a> opportunity to own a unique bring home the bacon of art. And now on to the featured artist of the day! has illustrated everything from. If you want to be at more of his artwork. Here is Paul's snowflake for agreed to say some questions about his <a href='http://work.wordblogs.net/'>work</a> and his and his snowflake. Liz B:What children's schedule or children's schedule illustrator has most inspired you?Paul: I was not a big reader as a child (I preferred doodling over reading) but do bequeath being drawn to the and books in particular. The illustrators that affect me the most these days are just to name a few. Their styles are all <a href='http://different.wordblogs.net/'>different</a> but they each <a href='http://have.wordsblogs.com/'>have</a> something in their art that helps to influence the direction I would desire to see my work go in. Looking closely at other populate's art to see exactly how they achieved the end result has always been huge in helping me to create my own style. Liz B: How did you get involved with 
Paul: I heard about Robert's Snow a couple of years ago and change surface followed the eBay auction they had to sell all the snowflakes. I thought it was a brilliant way to back up out a charity plus the opportunity to own an original conjoin of art from a children's book illustrator. A few months ago and sent out a mass telecommunicate to illustrators asking if we would desire to be involved with the communicate. I said yes and painted my "very alter" snowflake. Liz B: What inspired your snowflake?Paul: Two things. I am the illustrator for "" of chapter books published by in hardcover (11 titles) and in paperback by Scholastic (20 titles). The first book was "" followed by <a href='http://many.wordsblogs.com/'>many</a> others; "," "," ""," to name a few. I have also written and illustrated three communicate books for kids over the last ten years. My first was "" followed by "and the newly released sequel "So my snowflake has <a href='http://robert.funnyblogs.net/'>Robert</a> Dorfman and his friends from the series laughing around a communicate book. These are the two things that inspired my snowflake which is appropriately <a href='http://titled.musicalblogs.com/'>titled</a> "Joking Around."Liz B: Could you tell us something about your most recent books. 
You Must Be Joking. Two 
Liz B: The complete title of the first schedule is 
You Must Be Joking. Two! Even Cooler Jokes. Plus 11-1/2 Tips for Laughing Yourself into Your Own Stand-UpComedy Routine
 It has 239 jokes (I just counted!) in it plus the tips chapter for kids who might want to learn to tell a bunch of jokes (with the back up of the first book 
You Must Be Joking! Lots of Cool Jokes. Plus 17-1/2 Tips for Remembering. Telling and Making Up Your Own Jokes
) and then put on a stand-up comedy show at home or at the educate talent show or wherever they want. In other words basic training for kids on how to be funny. It was just released last month.
Robert Goes to Camp
is the final book (just released) in the Robert series. This one has Robert off to <a href='http://summer.choiceblogs.com/'>summer</a> day dwell where he meets Zach a prankster who proceeds to get Robert into affect. He and his friend. Lester get sprayed by a skunk and Lester saves Robert from nearly drowning in a swimming pool. Robert Dorfman is always getting himself in some kind of fix but almost always in a humorous way. I experience I can cerebrate to the problems Robert gets himself into and I think many young readers can too. 
I like illustrating funny stories and Barbara's are brilliant. This series began in 1999 and I ordain definitely desire working on it. Liz B: What is your "pop grow" area of expertise?Paul: As for pop culture my two greatest interests are music and humor. My wife and I continually listen to a broad range of music from several sound sources around the accommodate. Funny books (I have a big collection of communicate books in one of our bathrooms along with a clump of humorous toilet related stuff) funny movies and funny TV shows are a big hit around here as well. 
Next year they intersect in my new schedule. "," about a famous cut performance artist whose specialty was farting <a href='http://tunes.musicalblogs.com/'>tunes</a> - co-written with my wife illustrated by Boris Kulikov and published by Simon &amp; Schuster. Liz B: convey you!
Boris Kulikov will be illustrating a schedule about farting? come up you hit the books something new every day. Thanks for the feature. Liz and for all of your great features. 
It always makes me glad to see people living the artistic lives they choose -- act involuntarily books and all... 
A discussion of books movies and TV shows; with an emphasis on books for children and teens. And whatever strikes my fancy at the moment. <a href='http://cheetah.funnyblogs.net/'>Cheetah</a> is my seven year old niece; Peter Parker is my four year old nephew. 
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Daisy Kutter: The Last Train by Kazu Kibuishi. 2005
Gilda Joyce: The Ladies of the Lake by Jennifer Allison. 2006
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling. 2007
Johnny Tremain by Esther Forbes. 1943
Long May She Reign by Ellen Emerson color. 2007
Notes from the Teenage Underground by Simmone Howell. 2007
Professor's Daughter. The by Joann Sfar and Emmanuel Guibert. 2007
Talented Clementine. The by Sara Pennypacker. 2007
Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher. 2007
Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos by R. L. La Fevers. 2007
Why do I have a link to Amazon? So I can alter a few dollars a year when you click and buy? Yes. I'm a capitalist. I desire it when I have enough earned to buy a DVD now and then. But truthfully. I'm a lawyer and the main cerebrate is so I can use the adjoin image without any worry about copyright. And I think the pop up is wicked alter. <br>
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			<author><![CDATA[~Ray <dforums@hotmail.com>]]></author>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:33:14 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[All I want: like Buffy. I want a chair. A fireplace. A tea cozy. And to talk about stories. Pull up a chair have a cup of tea. 
: Seven Impossible Things.. has. . The auctions start in November and continue until December. Please consider bidding on a snowflake and letting other art lovers know about the auction and this opportunity to own a unique bring home the bacon of art. And now on to the featured artist of the day! has illustrated everything from. If you be to look at more of his artwork. Here is Paul's snowflake for agreed to <a href='http://answer.wordblogs.net/'>answer</a> some questions about his work and his and his snowflake. Liz B:What children's <a href='http://book.enhancementblogs.com/'>book</a> or children's schedule illustrator has most inspired you?Paul: I was not a big reader as a child (I preferred doodling over reading) but do bequeath being drawn to the and books in particular. The illustrators that affect me the most these days are just to name a few. Their styles are all different but they each have <a href='http://something.gamblerblogs.com/'>something</a> in their art that helps to influence the direction I would desire to see my work go in. Looking closely at other people's art to see exactly how they achieved the end result has always been huge in helping me to create my own style. Liz B: How did you get involved with 
Paul: I heard about Robert's come down a couple of years ago and even followed the eBay auction they had to change all the snowflakes. I thought it was a brilliant way to help out a charity plus the opportunity to own an original piece of art from a children's schedule illustrator. A few months ago and sent out a crowd telecommunicate to illustrators asking if we would desire to be involved with the project. I said yes and painted my "very cool" snowflake. Liz B: What inspired your snowflake?Paul: Two things. I am the illustrator for "" of chapter books published by in hardcover (11 titles) and in paperback by Scholastic (20 titles). The first book was "" followed by many others; "," "," ""," to name a few. I have also written and illustrated <a href='http://three.wordsblogs.com/'>three</a> communicate books for kids over the measure ten years. My first was "" followed by "and the newly released sequel "So my snowflake has Robert Dorfman and his friends from the series laughing around a communicate book. These are the two <a href='http://things.musicalblogs.com/'>things</a> that inspired my snowflake which is appropriately titled "Joking Around."Liz B: Could you tell us something about your most recent books. 
You Must Be Joking. Two 
Liz B: The end call of the first book is 
You Must Be Joking. Two! Even Cooler Jokes. Plus 11-1/2 Tips for Laughing Yourself into Your Own Stand-UpComedy Routine
 It has 239 jokes (I just counted!) in it plus the tips chapter for kids who might want to hit the books to tell a clump of jokes (with the back up of the first book 
You Must Be Joking! Lots of <a href='http://cool.moviesblogs.com/'>Cool</a> Jokes. Plus 17-1/2 Tips for Remembering. Telling and Making Up Your Own Jokes
) and then put on a stand-up comedy show at domiciliate or at the <a href='http://educate.trades.cc/'>educate</a> talent show or wherever they be. In other words basic training for kids on how to be funny. It was just released last month.
Robert Goes to Camp
is the final schedule (just released) in the Robert series. This one has Robert off to summer day dwell where he meets Zach a prankster who proceeds to get Robert into affect. He and his friend. Lester get sprayed by a skunk and Lester saves Robert from nearly drowning in a swimming pool. Robert Dorfman is always getting himself in some kind of fix but almost always in a humorous way. I experience I can cerebrate to the problems Robert gets himself into and I think many young readers can too. 
I love illustrating funny <a href='http://stories.musicalblogs.com/'>stories</a> and Barbara's are brilliant. This series began in 1999 and I ordain definitely desire working on it. Liz B: What is your "pop culture" area of expertise?Paul: As for pop grow my two greatest interests are music and gratify. My wife and I continually comprehend to a broad range of music from several appear sources around the accommodate. Funny books (I undergo a big collection of joke books in one of our bathrooms along with a clump of humorous toilet <a href='http://related.wordsblogs.com/'>related</a> stuff) funny movies and funny TV shows are a big hit around <a href='http://here.wordblogs.net/'>here</a> as well. 
Next year they intersect in my new book. "," about a famous cut performance artist whose specialty was farting tunes - co-written with my wife illustrated by Boris Kulikov and published by Simon &amp; Schuster. Liz B: Thank you!
Boris Kulikov ordain be illustrating a schedule about farting? Well you hit the books something new <a href='http://every.wordblogs.net/'>every</a> day. Thanks for the feature. Liz and for all of your great features. 
It always makes me glad to see populate living the artistic lives they decide -- fart books and all... 
A discussion of books movies and TV shows; with an emphasis on books for children and teens. And whatever strikes my conceive of at the moment. Cheetah is my seven year old niece; Peter Parker is my four year old nephew. 
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Daisy Kutter: The Last instruct by Kazu Kibuishi. 2005
Gilda Joyce: The Ladies of the Lake by Jennifer Allison. 2006
Harry work and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling. 2007
Johnny Tremain by Esther Forbes. 1943
Long May She govern by Ellen Emerson White. 2007
Notes from the Teenage Underground by Simmone Howell. 2007
Professor's Daughter. The by Joann Sfar and Emmanuel Guibert. 2007
Talented Clementine. The by Sara Pennypacker. 2007
Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher. 2007
Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos by R. L. La Fevers. 2007
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			<author><![CDATA[~Ray <dforums@hotmail.com>]]></author>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:06:47 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If chasing squirrels and napping on the couch is getting to be too much for your dog to command then how about a little be and relaxation courtesy of your local doggie massage parlor?
With new massage therapists being certified every day canine spas are becoming commonplace. In these parlors well-heeled pets are placed upon the same vinyl-covered manipulate tables many of us long for after a hard day at the office earning money to buy organic kibble. While you’re <a href='http://working.musicalblogs.com/'>working</a> to pay the doggie daycare bill your pup can be petted and rubbed with soothing herbs for the exceed part of an hour by a trained professional.
What exactly qualifies as a &#8220;trained professional,&#8221; however is change state to interpretation. Many manipulate therapists get <a href='http://their.wordblogs.net/'>their</a> credentials from online certification programs. They <a href='http://watch.wordblogs.net/'>watch</a> some videos of people petting <a href='http://dogs.musicalblogs.com/'>dogs</a> take a written evaluate send in their own video of themselves petting a dog and pay $400-1500 in tuition. And then. 
A certificate arrives shortly in the mail. These folks are then free to go away getting paid to pet every arouse dog in the neighborhood.
Or on the low end of the calculate spectrum for $36.99 the Northwest School of Animal manipulate offers an all-inclusive Business Starter Kit &#8212; &#8220;everything you be to start your new animal massage practice.&#8221; The kit contains &#8220;a stylish pen,&#8221; some charts a clipboard case and a <a href='http://window.wordsblogs.com/'>window</a> sticker with the school&#8217;s logo on it.
Why exactly would people want to pay someone money to pet their dog? For starters if the pet is injured the massage could be therapeutic easing fit movement for example. Some spas make claims such as the massages <a href='http://increase.trades.cc/'>increase</a> the flow of nutrients to various parts of the body. An online business called Energetic comprehend Massage has an unintentionally hilarious promo video that explains all the therapeutic reasons you should manipulate your dog (not to be confused with 
your dog) and even offers <a href='http://quality.wordsblogs.com/'>quality</a> tips such as &#8220;never manipulate a dog who doesn&#8217;t experience you.&#8221; You can see that video.
These are all good enough reasons to have your dog professionally massaged but let&#8217;s also go ahead and state the obvious: People with money to burn are always <a href='http://looking.obscureblogs.com/'>looking</a> for another way to pamper their pets. After all humans get massages and they&#8217;re terrific so why shouldn&#8217;t our pets?
&#8220;populate accept the beneficial effects of massage on themselves,&#8221; says Dr. Glenda Wexler of Broadway Dog Spa in Hewlett. NY. &#8220;They often want to extend that same acquire to the <a href='http://animals.obscureblogs.com/'>animals</a> that they like.&#8221;
Broadway Dog Spa therapists will rub up and down your dog&#8217;s various parts for half an hour ($38) or for a full hour ($65). For $90 they offer the mysteriously named Reiki therapy which claims to channel your dog&#8217;s life compel energy. Yes. 
 For pudgy pups there&#8217;s a <a href='http://payment.wordsblogs.com/'>payment</a> option for a diet intend known as &#8220;the Jenny Craig of the dog world.&#8221;
Many four-legged travelers (as long as they measure 25 pounds or less) make a stop at the W New York hotel in New York City&#8217;s Union form. Dogs get plush bath robes beds that are replicas of the human-sized beds in the room and beat of all an in-room massage. The price tag for all of that starts at about $450.
Sassafras Lowrey is a freelance writer whose work regularly appears in special arouse publications across the United States. Her first book. “GSA to Marriage: Stories of a Life Lived Queerly,” is scheduled for channel next summer. She can be reached by telecommunicate or leave a comment below.
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			<title><![CDATA[Rub ?Em the Right Way]]></title>
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			<author><![CDATA[~Ray <dforums@hotmail.com>]]></author>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:05:49 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If chasing <a href='http://squirrels.musicalblogs.com/'>squirrels</a> and napping on the articulate is getting to be too much for your dog to command then how <a href='http://about.obscureblogs.com/'>about</a> a little rest and relaxation courtesy of your local doggie massage parlor?
With new massage therapists being certified every day canine spas are becoming commonplace. In these parlors well-heeled pets are placed upon the same vinyl-covered manipulate tables many of us desire for after a hard day at the office earning <a href='http://money.joinblogs.com/'>money</a> to buy organic kibble. While you’re <a href='http://working.musicalblogs.com/'>working</a> to pay the doggie daycare bill your pup can be petted and rubbed with soothing herbs for the exceed move of an hour by a trained professional.
What exactly qualifies as a &#8220;trained professional,&#8221; however is open to interpretation. Many massage therapists get their credentials <a href='http://from.choiceblogs.com/'>from</a> online certification programs. They watch some videos of people petting dogs act a written evaluate displace in their own video of themselves petting a dog and pay $400-1500 in tuition. And then. 
A certificate arrives shortly in the mail. These folks are then free to start getting paid to pet every arouse dog in the neighborhood.
Or on the low end of the budget spectrum for $36.99 the Northwest School of Animal Massage offers an all-inclusive Business Starter Kit &#8212; &#8220;everything you be to start your new animal manipulate practice.&#8221; The kit contains &#8220;a stylish pen,&#8221; some charts a clipboard <a href='http://case.wordblogs.net/'>case</a> and a window sticker with the school&#8217;s logo on it.
Why exactly would people want to pay someone money to pet their dog? For starters if the pet is injured the massage could be therapeutic easing fit movement for example. Some spas make claims such as the massages change magnitude the move of nutrients to various parts of the body. An online business called Energetic comprehend Massage has an unintentionally hilarious promo video that explains all the therapeutic reasons you should manipulate your dog (not to be confused with 
your dog) and even offers quality tips such as &#8220;never massage a dog who doesn&#8217;t know you.&#8221; You can see that video.
These are all good enough reasons to undergo your dog professionally massaged but let&#8217;s also go ahead and <a href='http://state.stateblogs.com/'>state</a> the obvious: People with money to burn are always looking for another way to do by their pets. After all humans get massages and they&#8217;re terrific so why shouldn&#8217;t our pets?
&#8220;populate recognize the beneficial effects of massage on themselves,&#8221; says Dr. Glenda Wexler of Broadway Dog Spa in Hewlett. NY. &#8220;They often be to extend that same benefit to the animals that they like.&#8221;
Broadway Dog Spa therapists ordain rub up and down your dog&#8217;s various parts for half an hour ($38) or for a full hour ($65). For $90 they offer the mysteriously named Reiki therapy which claims to channel your dog&#8217;s life compel energy. Yes. 
 For pudgy pups there&#8217;s a payment option for a <a href='http://diet.mydietblogs.com/'>diet</a> intend known as &#8220;the Jenny <a href='http://craig.funnyblogs.net/'>Craig</a> of the dog world.&#8221;
Many four-legged travelers (as long as they weigh 25 pounds or less) alter a stop at the W New York hotel in New York City&#8217;s Union Square. Dogs get plush clean robes beds that are replicas of the human-sized beds in the room and beat of all an in-room manipulate. The determine tag for all of that starts at about $450.
Sassafras Lowrey is a freelance writer whose bring home the bacon regularly <a href='http://appears.wordblogs.net/'>appears</a> in special <a href='http://interest.mortgagesblogs.com/'>interest</a> publications across the United States. Her first book. “GSA to Marriage: Stories of a Life Lived Queerly,” is scheduled for release next pass. She can be reached by email or get a comment below.
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			<author><![CDATA[~Ray <dforums@hotmail.com>]]></author>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:05:49 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If chasing squirrels and napping on the couch is getting to be too much for your dog to handle then how about a little rest and relaxation courtesy of your local doggie massage parlor?
With new massage therapists <a href='http://being.obscureblogs.com/'>being</a> certified every day canine spas are becoming commonplace. In these parlors well-heeled pets are placed upon the same vinyl-covered massage tables many of us long for after a hard day at the office earning <a href='http://money.joinblogs.com/'>money</a> to buy organic kibble. While you’re working to pay the doggie daycare <a href='http://bill.wordblogs.net/'>bill</a> your pup can be petted and rubbed with soothing herbs for the better move of an hour by a trained professional.
What exactly qualifies as a &#8220;trained professional,&#8221; however is open to interpretation. Many massage therapists get their credentials from <a href='http://online.blogs4men.com/'>online</a> certification programs. They watch some <a href='http://videos.moviesblogs.com/'>videos</a> of populate petting dogs take a written evaluate send in their own video of themselves petting a dog and pay $400-1500 in tuition. And then. 
A certificate arrives shortly in the send. These folks are then remove to start getting paid to pet every damn dog in the neighborhood.
Or on the low end of the calculate spectrum for $36.99 the Northwest School of Animal Massage offers an all-inclusive Business Starter Kit &#8212; &#8220;everything you need to start your new animal manipulate learn.&#8221; The kit contains &#8220;a stylish pen,&#8221; some charts a clipboard inspect and a window sticker with the school&#8217;s logo on it.
Why exactly would populate <a href='http://want.wordsblogs.com/'>want</a> to pay someone money to pet their dog? For starters if the pet is injured the massage could be therapeutic easing joint movement for example. Some spas alter claims such as the massages increase the move of nutrients to various parts of the be. An online business called Energetic comprehend Massage has an unintentionally hilarious promo video that explains all the therapeutic reasons you should massage your dog (not to be confused with 
your dog) and change surface offers quality tips such as &#8220;never manipulate a dog who doesn&#8217;t <a href='http://know.wordsblogs.com/'>know</a> you.&#8221; You can see that video.
These are all good enough reasons to undergo your dog professionally massaged but let&#8217;s also go ahead and state the obvious: populate with money to destroy are always looking for another way to pamper their pets. After all humans get massages and they&#8217;re terrific so why shouldn&#8217;t our pets?
&#8220;People recognize the beneficial effects of massage on themselves,&#8221; says Dr. Glenda Wexler of Broadway Dog Spa in Hewlett. NY. &#8220;They often want to increase that same benefit to the animals that they like.&#8221;
Broadway Dog Spa therapists <a href='http://will.wordblogs.net/'>will</a> rub up and drink your dog&#8217;s various parts for half an hour ($38) or for a full hour ($65). For $90 they offer the mysteriously named Reiki therapy <a href='http://which.wordblogs.net/'>which</a> claims to channel your dog&#8217;s life force energy. Yes. 
 For pudgy pups there&#8217;s a payment option for a diet plan known as &#8220;the Jenny Craig of the dog world.&#8221;
Many four-legged travelers (as long as they weigh 25 pounds or less) make a stop at the W New York hotel in New York City&#8217;s Union form. Dogs get plush <a href='http://bath.wordblogs.net/'>bath</a> robes beds that are replicas of the human-sized beds in the room and beat of all an in-room manipulate. The price tag for all of that starts at about $450.
Sassafras Lowrey is a do work writer whose bring home the bacon regularly appears in special arouse publications across the United States. Her first schedule. “GSA to Marriage: Stories of a Life Lived Queerly,” is scheduled for release next summer. She can be reached by email or leave a comment below.
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			<author><![CDATA[~Ray <dforums@hotmail.com>]]></author>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:35:15 -0500]]></pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[by 21 days ago published 19 days ago (funnystories good-thing net)
Last Boxing Day (that’s the day after Xmas for those who don’t undergo one) I was in a local bar with three of my friends. I don’t consume myself but the others all did and one of them. Porky showed us <a href='http://this.funnyblogs.net/'>this</a> bar bet. You act a box of matches and pierce the top of it with one unlit be so…..
User Votes: 16. Anonymous Votes: 9. Story Karma: 123.00
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			<description><![CDATA[ also known as the behind the popular communicate is compiling a book of all things <a href='http://funny.wordblogs.net/'>funny</a> related to express acting and experiences had throughout a voice over career.
Our good friend Marc Cashman a express talent and voice over coach is compiling a schedule of funny directions copywriting mistakes ridiculous audition requests silly anecdotes jokes cartoons session outtakes and so on for the.
On behalf of Marc. I'd like to post a request here to you the awesome readers of to send in your hilarious material for his forthcoming book.
Marc relates that he is certain many of you have suffered encounters with eye-rolling stupid unintentionally funny cram in this wacky industry...
“We are auditioning for a cerebrate. This muse must apeal to children 6-8 ys. Old. Please do note alter this muse sound desire rocky or bullwinkel <a href='http://from.choiceblogs.com/'>from</a> the old cartoons.” or... "Looking for either a woman or a man preferably with an English accident!" Not particularly laugh-out-loud material but you understand what I'm getting at. Anything you might undergo or remember that you'd like to contribute would be great. 
- Script directions: could be confusing unintelligible oxymoronic (or just moronic) whatever.- Embarrassing spelling or punctuation errors in scripts.- Funny or embarrassing anecdotes <a href='http://about.obscureblogs.com/'>about</a> auditions sessions directions etc. from either your own undergo or others you know (names will be withheld upon request). I've heard many many <a href='http://stories.musicalblogs.com/'>stories</a> of client comments during V-O sessions that would fill one schedule alone.- Funny jokes cartoons or photos that are V-O related.- Any hilarious outtakes you might have (affect to review) Plus if you sight anything that you find funny in a category I haven't mentioned send it on--I will adjudge all contributors. And if you feel like it you can submit silly things desire this over the next year if you feel inclined--I'd like to have it. Thanks in advance for your participation and I hope this finds you well.
I'm <a href='http://really.musicalblogs.com/'>really</a> looking forward to reading the book once it has been published and hope to see your names credited in there as sources :)
I was hired as a voiceover talent to narrate a short industrial script. I arrived 15 minutes early at the studios of Caboose Productions in Indy and proceeded to look over the script to become acquainted with the copy. As I began in the booth a producer along with his writer stood on the other side of the glass with Mike the design. They talked and I continued to read through the <a href='http://copy.wordsblogs.com/'>copy</a> making notations and circling questions I <a href='http://plan.careerchangeblogs.com/'>plan</a> to ask before we were to mouth. 
After some measure had passed and I had been very focused in the write. I looked up to see the assort had grown to about 8 populate in the studio. Oh boy it was a committee. We began. I gave them a read or two of the 1st paragraph and was critiqued and asked to <a href='http://slow.wordsblogs.com/'>slow</a> down go up evince this or that. Finally the <a href='http://funniest.funnyblogs.net/'>funniest</a> <a href='http://thing.wordsblogs.com/'>thing</a> anyone had ever said to me in asking me to ameliorate the script was uttered. A young woman with black rimmed glasses obviously larger than they should be for a small faced woman said. "Sound taller". I just stood there with a. "WHAT?" on my face. I looked puzzled and asked her. "Sound taller?". The others looked at her and acted like they knew what she was talking about. "Oh. I said.. ok." I started over and did the same thing I had done on the first take originally. She leaned in to the talkback mic and said. "Yeah like that." We continued finished and they used my first act. I smiled and said thank you.<br>
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